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Day 137: Captain’s Log

Day 26 since I was pulled from my hibernation cocoon.  I am unable to communicate with these strange giants that hold me captive, other than with a few grunts.  I am not in full control of my limbs, and can only wave them around.  Therefore the giants keep me restrained most of the time.  They feed me an awful tasting liquid, but they have added something addictive to it because I can’t stop eating once the food dispenser is shoved in my mouth.  I have the last laugh, however.  The liquid goes right through me and the giants have to clean up afterwards!

Star Fleet Command: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Captain ‘Stache, signing off.

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(Nion Coolpix P7100)

~Curtis in /\/\onTana! {!-{P

This was written by Curtis in /\/\onTana! {=-{>. Posted on Tuesday, May 14, 2013, at 5:00 pm. Filed under Family, Humor, Life at Home, PAD 2013, Photography. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

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